Wasn’t Much For College, But Aced My GAYct’s…with flying colors - Rainbow ones.
No Kaplan prep classes can prepare you for such - here are a few answers to some tough questions in life.
Multiple Choice:
1.) Deep throating a huge dick is a lot like which of the following?
ANSWER - a. Â Trying to get that toy out of bottom of a Family Size box of Cheerios. It takes a while and worth the effort, but either way, it’s just a mess.
Analogies:
Astroglide: Maple Syrup :: ID Lube: Baby Oil & Gelatin
Brent Corrigan: Pedophiles :: Colby Keller: Hipsters
A twenty-something trying to find himself and his keys at the same time.
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