“I have a hairy asshole, cum play”
Attn Grindr Users,
I understand the purpose of the application, as I am sure “most” of you do as well. It’s for us gays to cast out our trolling net to catch a fistful of full-on butt fucking and cock gobbling.
Got it.
I might be in the minority here, but I find it completely unnecessary to unveil the amount of hair that is on your asshole before a proper introduction.
Mind you, if we were speaking about your balloon knot or your octopus hole, then fine, the level of hairiness might come into play as it might be a speaking point in regards to whether or not I find your asshole sexually feasible for my penis to enjoy. Or mouth.
However, if your headline reads “Hairy Piglet” and your profile photo features a HAIRLESS Firestone Winterforce TL torso, I am not interested and furthermore think it’s just plain rude and false advertising.
I would have considered the offer, if there were one, if you were cute and the hairy asshole comment was you just trying to be cute and ironic on a trolling app, but really.
Manners.
A twenty-something trying to find himself and his keys at the same time.
